I've snorted my own urine before.....
I ASKED FOR HOT WATER FAUCET.
You betrayed me.
Now my bath feels like sadness.
My bath feels like how I felt when I couldn’t go to the Childish Gambino concert.
My bath feels like when you get home and you lay in your bed then your mom tells you to clean the house.
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck
You’re drunk in a bathtub
with a red cup full of Birthday Cake flavored vodka
wearing a headdress
made of neon Dollar Store chicken feathers.
You’re half naked in a grassy field
with drugstore lipstick smeared under your eyes
and wearing moccasins from Urban Outfitters.
You can’t wait for Coachella
so you can finally smoke a peace pipe in a tepee
and find your Spirit Animal.
You think Native American culture is so beautiful
and clumsily show it with your
hashtags on tumblr and Instagram.
But when actual Indigenous people tell you that
Gypsy, Squaw and Red Injun are all racist slurs
Headdresses are sacred
and war paint on your white face is insulting
“I’m just appreciating your beautiful culture!
I’m 1/16th Cherokee.”
Ignoring the fact that running around
naked in the woods on shrooms
will not connect you with any tribe
and that your great great great great grandmother
along with the rest of the Cherokee people
never wore headdresses.