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Have you ever thought you smelled food and went to see if there was food but there was no food?
That's what my life feels like.

Angelina Jolie in Girl, Interrupted

cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
cousin: oh fuck oh fuck
cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
cousin: no please don't
me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
cousin: I hate you.
mudwerks:

(via Wedding Dress Made From Divorce Papers | MAKE: Craft)

15-year-old art student Demi Barnes shrewdly illustrates a common marital outcome with this sardonic wedding dress made from 1,500 divorce papers…

mudwerks:

(via Wedding Dress Made From Divorce Papers | MAKE: Craft)

15-year-old art student Demi Barnes shrewdly illustrates a common marital outcome with this sardonic wedding dress made from 1,500 divorce papers